Ditch Plants Hoodie
$59.99 - $67.99
Settle into post-carnivore bliss with our Ditch Plants hoodie! Forget the leafy greens and embrace peak coziness after that perfect meat-fueled meal. If salads make you shudder, this hoodie isn't just a suggestion, it's your official relaxation uniform. Declare your independence from plant-based misery while sinking into maximum comfort on the couch. Trigger vegans and fuel your gains, one perfectly digested steak at a time. Show your commitment to the meaty path and let the herbivores know who's boss. Get yours now and warn the rabbits: spontaneous meat cravings, judgmental stares, and post-meal naps may occur. Because cows' food doesn't belong in your stomach, and this hoodie definitely belongs covering it!
Find your perfect fit with our Ditch Plants Hoodie! Here are the measurements for each size:
S: Length 27", Width 20"
M: Length 28", Width 22"
L: Length 29", Width 24"
XL: Length 30", Width 26"
2XL: Length 31", Width 28"
3XL: Length 32", Width 30"
4XL: Length 33", Width 32"
5XL: Length 34", Width 34"
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester