Introducing the BEEF Since 10,000 BC Hoodie! Remember our ancestors? They discovered fire, invented the wheel, and most importantly, figured out that mammoth tasted AMAZING. This hoodie celebrates that meaty legacy! Wrap yourself in the warmth of this super-soft hoodie after demolishing that epic carnivore feast. Perfect for that blissful meat sweats nap on the couch. It's like a warm hug from a woolly mammoth... without the shedding. So, ditch the salad, embrace your inner caveman (or cavewoman!), and slip into the BEEF Since 10,000 BC Hoodie. Because nothing says "I just conquered a plate of meat" like ultimate comfort and a good nap. Get yours today and prepare for maximum coziness!
Find your perfect fit with our Free Cholesterol Hoodie! Here are the measurements for each size:
S: Length 27", Width 20"
M: Length 28", Width 22"
L: Length 29", Width 24"
XL: Length 30", Width 26"
2XL: Length 31", Width 28"
3XL: Length 32", Width 30"
4XL: Length 33", Width 32"
5XL: Length 34", Width 34"
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester