F*ck Gates Hoodie
$59.99 - $67.99
Powered by Brisket, Fueled by Freedom. This hoodie is your reward for a successful BBQ and a valiant stand against lab-grown tyranny. It's your badge of honour for choosing real meat over laboratory experiments. Don't let the Sultan of Software and Vaccines invade your post-meat nap and harsh your mellow. Slip into this hoodie, loosen your belt, and embrace the meat sweats.". This is your official uniform for food coma recovery.
Hoodie Sizing (Inches)
XS: Chest 18 1/2, Length 26 3/8, Sleeve 5 1/4, Shoulder 23 5/8
S: Chest 20 1/8, Length 26 3/4, Sleeve 5 1/2, Shoulder 23 7/8
M: Chest 21 5/8, Length 27 1/8, Sleeve 5 3/4, Shoulder 24
L: Chest 23 1/4, Length 28 1/8, Sleeve 5 7/8, Shoulder 24 1/4
XL: Chest 25 1/4, Length 29 1/8, Sleeve 6 1/2, Shoulder 24 3/8
2XL: Chest 27 1/2, Length 30 1/4, Sleeve 6 7/8, Shoulder 24 5/8
3XL: Chest 29 7/8, Length 31 1/2, Sleeve 7 1/2, Shoulder 24 3/4
4XL: Chest 32 1/4, Length 32 5/8, Sleeve 7 7/8, Shoulder 25
5XL: Chest 34 5/8, Length 33 7/8, Sleeve 8 5/8, Shoulder 25 1/4