Not My Protein Hoodie
$59.99 - $67.99
Introducing the Not My Protein Hoodie—your cozy companion for those post-carnivore meal moments! Snuggle up in its soft warmth while you proudly declare your love for all things meaty, leaving crickets in the dust. This hoodie features a cheeky slogan that reinforces your culinary preferences—because who needs crunchy bugs when you can indulge in a feast of steak and ribs? Perfect for wrapping yourself up after a satisfying dinner, lounging on the couch, or even post-barbecue gatherings, it’s sure to spark some amusing conversations. Wear it with confidence and remind everyone that when it comes to protein, you stick to the classics—no insect cuisine here! Grab yours today and relish in that deliciously cozy, bug-free vibe!
Find your perfect fit with our Not My Protein Hoodie! Here are the measurements for each size:
S: Length 27", Width 20"
M: Length 28", Width 22"
L: Length 29", Width 24"
XL: Length 30", Width 26"
2XL: Length 31", Width 28"
3XL: Length 32", Width 30"
4XL: Length 33", Width 32"
5XL: Length 34", Width 34"
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester