WILD Meat Hoodie
$59.99 - $67.99
Sink into post-feast bliss with our Wild Meat hoodie! It's the ultimate snuggle companion for those evenings after a successful hunt (or a triumphant trip to the butcher), dominating the leftovers, or just letting the world know you're serious about your wild protein coma – because, let's face it, food eats plants, and we eat food! This hoodie isn't just clothing; it's a declaration of your carnivorous convictions and your commitment to maximum comfort. Are you a Wild Meat devotee? Then this is for you! Get yours today and let the world know you're not afraid to embrace your inner carnivore, all while staying ridiculously cozy. Warning: May cause excessive comfort, spontaneous naps, and uncontrollable cravings for snacking on that wild jerky.
Find your wild fit with our Wild Meat Hoodie! Below are the size measurements for each available hunter:
S: Length 27", Width 20"
M: Length 28", Width 22"
L: Length 29", Width 24"
XL: Length 30", Width 26"
2XL: Length 31", Width 28"
3XL: Length 32", Width 30"
4XL: Length 33", Width 32"
5XL: Length 34", Width 34"
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester