Ditch Plants Sweatshirt
$51.99 - $62.99
Ditch the leafy greens and embrace the cozy carnivore life with our Ditch Plants sweatshirt! If salads make you shudder, this isn't just a suggestion, it's your new uniform. Declare your independence from plant-based misery while staying snug as a bug. Trigger vegans and fuel your gains one perfectly cooked steak at a time. Show your commitment to the meaty path and let the herbivores know who's boss (from the comfort of your couch, of course). Get yours now and warn the rabbits: spontaneous meat cravings and judgmental stares may occur. Because cows' food doesn't belong in your stomach, and coziness does!
Find your perfect fit with our Ditch Plants Sweatshirt! Here are the measurements for each size:
S: Length 27", Width 20"
M: Length 28", Width 22"
L: Length 29", Width 24"
XL: Length 30", Width 26"
2XL: Length 31", Width 28"
3XL: Length 32", Width 30"
4XL: Length 33", Width 32"
5XL: Length 34", Width 34"
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester