They want you to eat printed meat. Resist the Machine! This tee is for the discerning carnivore who knows a power grab when they taste one. Don't let The Sultan of Software and Vaccines control your plate. Demand real meat, grown on a real cow, under a real sky. Show those suits in charge that you prefer your protein pasture-raised, not printer-made. Say 'Moo!' to freedom and 'No thanks!' to centrally planned protein.
Size Chart:
XS: Length 27", Width 16½", Chest 31-34"
S: Length 28", Width 18", Chest 34-37"
M: Length 29", Width 20", Chest 38-41"
L: Length 30", Width 22", Chest 42-45"
XL: Length 31", Width 24", Chest 46-49"
2XL: Length 32", Width 26", Chest 50-53"
3XL: Length 33", Width 28", Chest 54-57"
4XL: Length 34", Width 30", Chest 58-61"
5XL: Length 35", Width 31", Chest 62-65"