Free Cholesterol Tee
$34.99 - $43.99
Introducing our Free Cholesterol Tee – your new favorite way to declare that cholesterol isn’t the enemy doctors make it out to be! This boldly funny tee challenges the misconceptions that have everyone fearing butter and eggs, reminding the world that cholesterol is actually a hero for brain and body health. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it’s perfect for those who know that the real problem lies in medical advice from the 1970s that was a lie to push a narrative. Make a statement, spark a debate, and let everyone know that while doctors might be well-meaning, they haven't been getting it all right. Wear your defiance proudly and grab your Free Cholesterol Tee, because it’s time to embrace the truth and let cholesterol reign!
Find your perfect fit with our Free Cholesterol Tee! Below are the size measurements for each available size:
XS: Length 27", Width 16½", Chest 31-34"
S: Length 28", Width 18", Chest 34-37"
M: Length 29", Width 20", Chest 38-41"
L: Length 30", Width 22", Chest 42-45"
XL: Length 31", Width 24", Chest 46-49"
2XL: Length 32", Width 26", Chest 50-53"
3XL: Length 33", Width 28", Chest 54-57"
4XL: Length 34", Width 30", Chest 58-61"
5XL: Length 35", Width 31", Chest 62-65"
Solid Colors are pre-shrunk 100% Cotton, Athletic Heather is pre-shrunk 90% combed and ring-spun cotton & 10% polyester