Not My Protein Tee
$34.99 - $43.99
Introducing the "Not My Protein" Tee—your ultimate statement against the rising trend of crickets creeping into our food! Made from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt declares for anyone who prefers their protein without a side or injection of crunchy bugs. With a design sure to spark conversations, it’s perfect for barbecues, cookouts, or just lounging while dreaming of a juicy steak. Wear your anti-cricket stance with pride and remind everyone that when it comes to protein, you stick to the classics—no insect cuisine here! Grab yours today and let those who suggest crickets know you’re keeping your protein deliciously traditional!
Size Chart:
XS: Length 27", Width 16½", Chest 31-34"
S: Length 28", Width 18", Chest 34-37"
M: Length 29", Width 20", Chest 38-41"
L: Length 30", Width 22", Chest 42-45"
XL: Length 31", Width 24", Chest 46-49"
2XL: Length 32", Width 26", Chest 50-53"
3XL: Length 33", Width 28", Chest 54-57"
4XL: Length 34", Width 30", Chest 58-61"
5XL: Length 35", Width 31", Chest 62-65"
Solid Colors are pre-shrunk 100% Cotton, Athletic Heather is pre-shrunk 90% combed and ring-spun cotton & 10% polyester